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Hey! I'm Katie and I have an elf problem.
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Catastrophe Theory
written by whitachi, illustrated by me.
zombies! drama! humor! boners!


pixels by polks
August 26th
11:32 PM CST


10:50 PM CST

YES thank you anon

10:01 PM CST

Kiss Art Challenge


Give me a pairing and a number and I’ll draw them kissing.

(don’t know if this is already out there, but I suddenly felt like doing it)

  1. on the forehead
  2. on the nose
  3. on the cheek
  4. on the eyelids
  5. on the ear
  6. on the lips (cute)
  7. on the lips (passionate)
  8. on the chin
  9. on the neck
  10. on the shoulder
  11. on the back
  12. on the hand
  13. on the foot
  14. on the leg
  15. on the chest/torso
  16. on the butt
  17. on the naughty-bits
12:15 PM CST

chiyoooo! ‘w’

11:22 AM CST

i’ve been watching gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun

in related news: i’ve lost control of my life

August 25th
8:40 AM CST


(an absurdly large version of the cover can be viewed here)

                        On, on, you noblest readers.
Whose tastes are piqued by submissions here!
Stories that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts all day for boyfriends fought
And art that shines for lack of all defect:
Dishonour not contributors; attest
That those whose work you view here is sublime.
Be copy now to men of hotter blood,
And click and dive right in. And you, good readers,
Whose links make social media, show us here
Signs of appreciation; let us swear
These stories worth your reading; which I doubt not;
For there is none of smut so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in our eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon your pants. The issue’s live:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry ‘Yay for gays and porn!’ —Your editors

The issue will be mirrored in its entirety at http://shousetsubangbang.com on Wednesday. Check out this issue’s entry (including a special gallery featuring all the individual soldiers that make up the cover) on the Wiki.

August 20th
11:13 PM CST

I was thinking, “what if Hawke and Seriah met up, what would they do” but all I could come up with was pull-up contests

7:00 PM CST

here he is! with absolutely no useful insight hell yeah

6:25 PM CST

fuckyeahvarric replied to your post: I literally just realized I forgot Var…

Does that mean that you’re gonna add him? :3

I should just do a Varric pinup and all the design notes will be chest hair and incoherent gurgling

6:09 PM CST

I literally just realized I forgot Varric and now I feel like a tool

5:43 PM CST

DA:I dude outfit/build doodles which are markedly less insightful and coherent than the lady ones but whatever :B

August 18th
9:35 PM CST

little DA:I ladies sketches, mostly for my own reference, trying to get a feel for their faces/costume design (partially so I can draw ‘em, partially because I kinda like to keep counterbalance design ideas in mind for my player character)

I’ve had a strong appreciation for a lot of the DA:I design for a while now, and nothing makes you appreciate a design like breaking it down and studying it a little!